She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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