But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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