Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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