Got a toothbrush?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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