After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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