So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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