Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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