I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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