at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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