Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I love you. Go after that dick
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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