I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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