Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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