Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize
