Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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