So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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