That's intense
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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