my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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