That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize
