I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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