Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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