Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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