I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
there is glitter all over my balls
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