Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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