She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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