This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
porn star boner night. come get it.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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