if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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