her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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