brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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