Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
