you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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