Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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