I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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