theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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