I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Never underestimate the power of titties
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize