: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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