IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm too high and old for this...
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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