Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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