My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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