My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
