Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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