ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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