Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
