I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
you never un-have a 4some
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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