i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
