So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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