two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just gift wrapped bread.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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