He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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