I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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