Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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