I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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