At least make sure they are 18
Why
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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