Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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