Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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