i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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