Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize