Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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