If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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