Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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