Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
